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Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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Second-hand listening

When you hear a piece of music not as a full-song but as a snippet being used in other mediums, such as for a meme, advertisement, movie scene, TikTok, etc.
"I just realized I know this song, even though I never directly listened to it or knew its name."

"Yes. That's called second-hand listening."
by Mayhem.Projector February 24, 2021
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Second-hand Wook

You spend too much time with the wook kids. You won’t want to be a wook but you find yourself spending more time with them then you would like to admit, and might accidentally do their K instead of coke.
Yooo are we becoming second-hand wooks?
by phillyboiz March 21, 2021
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Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.
John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness
by anonymous March 29, 2021
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Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉
Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much
by Theabusivecat;) June 3, 2021
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Second Hand Cheeseburger

A second hand cheeseburger is when two people kiss their buttholes together and dedicate into eachothers asses.
I gave Mary quite the Second Hand Cheeseburger last night!
by Lu Anthony August 7, 2025
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second-handed

When you weren’t invited directly by the host of an event, but got in through someone else’s invite. Often feels like a social snub if you know the host and expected them to ask you personally.
I didn’t get the invite from Sarah — I was second-handed through Tom.”

“Don’t second-hand me, just ask me yourself.”
by supahectic September 4, 2025
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