AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry

by Richard Hasherpes September 22, 2022

scrambled time

The timeline that is mixed up in different and unique orders causing a muliversal imbalance, this is only time travelers or sci-fi writers will find this timeline useful.

Loki almost scrambled time and the entirety of the universe itself!

by 1m1m0 September 27, 2022

Tennessee Scrambling

The act of scrambling eggs with your cock.

I love Tennessee scrambling my eggs in the morning.

by SwissCheese86 February 13, 2022

scrambled my yolk

to partake in sexual intercourse. Synonyms: penetrate, rearrange guts ect

girl: omg he totally scrambled my yolk last night it was cray….
boy: dude i totally scrambled her yolk

by greg boston 34 October 30, 2021

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

spicy egg scramble

To fuck a woman with a large, hot pepper until she cums, causing her vagina to be covered in the oils and feel like its on fire.

Joe: Wow, Laura sure is walking fucked up today...
John: Yeah, I gave her a spicy egg scramble last night, and her pussy is still burning.

by vertigh0st September 12, 2021

Cinderella Scramble

(noun)

1. A tragically elegant moment when an egg is flipped-intentionally or not-and lands directly on your feet, often resulting in mess, mild shame, and inexplicable grace

I tried to flip the omelet and pulled a total Cinderella Scramble. My socks are breakfast now.

by The Phantom Observer July 23, 2025