Plain

Whitewashed, someone that tries to whitewash everyone else's memories and thoughts so that they start paying attention to them here and now.

The attention seeking girl was as plain as they come, and being the narcissist that she was, thought that everyone owed her their attention, and possibly even their belongings.

by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021

Plain

Someone that tries to make themself look colorful to many people because they are actually as dull as it gets when nobody is around.

The girl was a plain instigator and tried to be bossy with people when nobody was around, but tried to make herself look colorful and put upon/subserviant when there was a broad audience.

by The Original Agahnim July 12, 2021

Drink the plain away

Drinking the plain away is your old school mid-week drinkingsession. It's when you're drinking just for the simple reason of having some fun in the midst of the plain boring existence that is your life..

-wanna go out for a beer?
-but it's Tuesday...
-c'mon dude, let's drink the plain away! 😄

by kjempehemmelig July 26, 2012

Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012

Plain Absurding

1. The time you waste on the website www.plainabsurd.com

2. When you are taking pictures of absurd things to submit to www.plainabsurd.com

3. Doing anything that someone will think is absurd just to have fun

1. Wife "Take out the trash and clean up your mess"

Husband "No"
Wife "What the hell are you doing"
Husband "Plain Absurding that pic of you crapping yourself"
Wife "I never know what you are talking about"

by Plainabsurd August 29, 2012

Great Plains

The time it takes for the fourth (or fifth) week to take when you're on monthly salary!

Thank Fuck for PAY DAY! I had to cross the Great Plains this week!!!

by Insphire November 8, 2018

"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.

I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P

by QuacksO March 18, 2019