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Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.
I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.
by Finzano07 April 28, 2012
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Haircut Weekend

(n): that time period after which you return to your normal routine of work or school usually after the weekend and you see an extraordinary amount of people have received a haircut; most commonly observed after breaks or three-day weekends
Person A: "Dude! There's like three people in this class that got a haircut this weekend. WTFFFFF"

Person B: "Yes, and it's not surprising; President's Day often brings about the phenomenon widely known as Haircut Weekend...and thank you for noticing MY haircut...douche."
by 4n4nn1 August 16, 2012
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Weekend At Brenda’s

When you kill a chick and party with her all week!
We had a great weekend at Brenda’s!
by Blue.Steel. July 26, 2018
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Weekend Warrior

Weekend Warrior's first and most relevant use of weekend warrior was coined in the regular (full-time) army as a disparaging/derogatory reference to the National Guard from as far back as the Vietnam War.
Oh no, check it out Sergeant, here come the weekend warriors. Corporal, it looks like we're on babysitting duty.
by Upsidedowner1 February 4, 2019
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Weekend Juul

A juul tHat is strictly used for weekend festivities with “the boys”. Usually used out at the bars or nightclubs.
Yo bro, did you bring your weekend Juul out with you tonight? Heard there’s gonna be a ton of talent at the bars.
by Brodude453 May 14, 2018
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Wakeskate Weekend

The period from the end of one work week until the beginning of the next, spent at the lake Wake skating with some friends.
We had a bitchin Wakeskate Weekend, Marcus was throwing down Johnny Mac and hard flips
by NickMarcus March 20, 2022
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Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021
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