Minecraft

A cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures. Its more addictive than heroin.

Mother: What are you doing in your room? You've been in here for 2 hours, you're not jerking off are you?
Son: No, shut the fuck up I'm playing Minecraft

by BlackShakespeare February 11, 2021

Minecraft

The game that everyone makes fun of but in reality its better than most games and its like 10 yrs old

lets play minecraft

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 4, 2021

Minecraft

A game that you build what you want and kill everything else

"yo I just got minecraft and I made a house!" "That's cool I made a mansion! It took me a while but that's just thing's you can do in minecraft"

by Kil3r420 April 16, 2021

Minecraft

a game where you mine and craft

im playing minecraft, wbu?

by callmebenz May 10, 2021

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023