kris

i love him, hes sweet and caring. i love him so much id be willing to just let him cut off my hair for whatever reasons he wanted. but sometimes i wish i was good enough for him

“have you heard of kris?”
“back off fact got. thats my bf”

by kuyazinzane January 24, 2024

Kris-Goodbye

Like an Irish goodbye, but you do it at your own house while having people over.

Man you pulled a Kris-Goodbye again last night!

by DizzyD January 27, 2024

kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it

look at that greasy fuck kris

by greg persky May 1, 2023

kris

a fucking grease monkey and the leader of the kkk he also fingers his dog takes it out smells it then tastes it

look at that greasy fuck kris

by greg persky May 1, 2023

Kris

Has A Big Dick, Gets Hella "Hoes" Super Original And Like Eating Pussy And Tits.

Kris Has A Big Dick.

by Look Pimps November 20, 2023

Kris

a bitch ass nigga thats a hoe and cries himself to sleep because of how miserable he is. he sleeps on the streets and begs for nickels infront of the deli

-“ did yk kris gets no pussy at all??”

- “yea bro hes ugly as shit”

by smd5467 November 20, 2023

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023