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Kettle

Refers to the act of doing something in a ritualistic old fashion manner that could have been accomplished more efficiently through means of a current technology ora faster process. The term originated with tea drinkers who prefer an older approach to the time honored tradition of a social "tea time". It is stated that a certain joy comes from not just the drinking and sharing of a cup of tea but the ritual of steeping the water in the kettle and taking the time to enjoy the entire process involved. A means, to remind folks to slow down in such a busy era and enjoy the process. Also a means to insult someone for being old fashion.
"are you using a tea pot instead of a microwave to heat that cup of water? Whoa's that's Kettle!", "why are you still paying bills with a check book? that's so kettle?", "I enjoy folks who pick up the phone to discuss business instead of an emotionless email or text, it's quite kettle and endearing".
by MD Wayne December 14, 2022
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Kettled

The act of a kettle warming up a liquid inside of it.
The kettle kettled the water

This water has been kettled
by uivuigui bhbh December 19, 2022
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Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.
by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022
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charlie kettle

if u ever meet him run. he talks to a solid 30 girls, on average, a day. 6ft with curly hair and that. fifa sweat and bums off girls for a living.
that whore needs to kill himself, he's such a "charlie kettle"!
by MilfMasher November 22, 2021
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The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Yasuo mains saying Queens of Leauge users are weird
Yasuo Main: Omg QOL users are weird
QOL user: Not the Pot calling the kettle black
by IDK ME I Guess October 6, 2021
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Dinging the Kettle

The act of engaging in aggressive sexual intercourse with someone wearing lots of jewelry. The term refers to the sound made in committing the act being similar to that of a dinging kettle.
What's that noise?
Oh that's Jim in the other room dinging the kettle with Stacy.
by UglyUseless June 23, 2021
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Kettleing

A couple who fucks in a tub of warm water and then proceed to drink the water.
Those two tried kettleing last night, it was super gross.
by Miscorunco November 7, 2022
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