Any human found to own a hobo hammock is the best kind of human because they helped feed the homeless when they bought it. This hammock can be replaced at any time for any reason. Eg. Grandma was in the hammock and pooped her pants. You can get a new one for free from the company.
Bro, I left my knife in my back pocket again and cut open my hobo hammock. But no worries, I emailed Hobo Hammocks, and they sent me a new one for free!
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
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“Did you see that dude running along and Chuck just stuck out an arm and slammed him down?”
“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”
“Yeah man, homie got hammocked!”
by Ezekiel tha Prophet October 9, 2020
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by SketchyTea May 24, 2012
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