Michelin Grip

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse

Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man

by Urophobia May 17, 2023

European grip

Technique used for male masturbation in which the performer grasps the penis palm down instead of palm up.

I took a big chance going "palm down" but the European grip won the competition for me.

by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009

Dolphin Grip

An awkward handjob/masturbatory grip where the thumb faces down and comes up against the pelvis. It allows guys to jerk off other guys without either being labeled gay. However, if a male masturbates using the dolphin grip, he is most certainly a homosexual. Furthermore, if a girl gives a guy a handjob with the dolphin grip, they are both gayer than a Clay Aiken concert.

"I mean, yeah, I jerked off that dude from Omega Tau at our house party last night, but I used the dolphin grip so it's totally cool. Right?"

by Fat Bobby August 23, 2007

Morning Grip

When you wake up early and you can't grip anything.

I had morning grip when i tried to pick up the ketchup, and i dropped it.

by Benjo November 10, 2002

Singapore Grip

As a male's penis is in the female's vagina, the male chooses not to thrust. The Female then clenches the vagina and continues to have intercourse with the stationary man, simulating the feeling of a vigorous handjob.

"Oh Honey, I've had a long day at work and don't feel likely pleasuring me, can we do the singapore grip tonight?"

by Justin Friesen July 7, 2008

Grip and Sip

To hold a beverage and guzzle it all in a fashion of a thirsty person. The person in question may or may not be black. The drink may often be a large beverage such as a 2 liter soda and the person will literally grip the bottle because of it's heavy weight.

Friend 1: I like this 7 Up
Friend 2: Can I have some?
Friend 1: Sure!
Friend 2:*Drinks it all*
Friend 1: You did not just grip and sip my 7 up son.

by Mr.Hobbes October 19, 2009

Gripping The Cheese

Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.

Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.

I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.

When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.

by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009