Glenn Net

An abysmal internet connect, typically owned by Glenns.

Bro, this game is legit unplayable with Glenn Net

by RealSikon September 5, 2021

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Glenn

Glenn is a synonym for 'prowl'.
To 'Glenn' is to wait in the woods and watch from between the leaves with a magnet and rope in hand.

Person 1 : Dude, stop Glenning!
Person 2 : But I've found so much metal!

by alabaster32 September 10, 2021

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Glenn

A older guy who can’t admit he’s getting old. Someone who uses out of date slang.

My dad is being such a Glenn.

by LaylaaRoo September 11, 2021

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jamesing the glenn

When you masturbate but want to sound cool to your friends.

I don't goon. I be jamesing my glenn some times.

Yo I'm Jamesing the glenn rn.

by Bradley Martyn's Sweaty Hat October 3, 2024

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Glenn Rhee’d

The act of getting your head smashed in.

I was playing The Last of Us and Joel got Glenn Rhee’d

by itzmillicent June 26, 2025

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do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?

A discreet way of asking someone if they support Ørn Horten or are from Horten. Inspired by the iconic musician from Horten, girl in red. Because if they listen to Glenn Tharaldsen, they most likely support the famous football team FK Ørn Horten.

That boy is so empathetic and funny! Do you think he listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Wow, she is so calm and down to earth. Do you think she listens to glenn tharaldsen?
Those are some nice brown and white scarves! Do you listen to glenn tharaldsen?

by horten.klistremerkeklubb October 25, 2025

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