Flog

Someone who isnt very smart or good at Much

Yeah that new apprentice is a full on flog aye

by Saxaphonesalad October 7, 2021

Flog

good

that show was so flog

by espynito July 15, 2021

Flog

A Mechanical Engineer that likes to blow his own trumpet at every opportunity available. Believes everyone but himself is stupid, and has a hard time selling his product.

the guy over there is a "flog"

by mrwhoflungdung June 28, 2021

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 December 15, 2012

Flog TV

When you are going to go jack off. Either watching porn on tv or masturbating to internet porn. Flogging your dick (masturbating intensely)

Person 1: Yo I'll be back in a little bit, i'm gonna go watch some Flog TV.

Person 2: Come on dude, thats gross, just don't hurt yourself

by FlogTV May 24, 2012

Flogging the Hole

The act of placing the penis in the vagaina, then proceeding to pull out and put back in.

Male 1: Dude, I was tottally Flogging the hole last night. She loved it.
Male 2:(high five) Makes such a funny noise.

by IAnTWoNI December 11, 2011

Schlong Flogging

To beat one about the head and face, or cunt with ones schlong (Penis)

That cunt of yours could use a good Schlong Flogging

by I am the walrus, koo kookachoo September 22, 2011