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Excuse

a term that your mom, boss, dad, and anyone superior to you will call any of your logical reasons for not doing something because they are a stupid bitch and can go eat a dick.
mom: did you pick up the dogs shit?

son: sorry mom, i broke my wrist on a lightpost and then fell into 20 thumbtacks that were covered in salt and hand sanitiser

mom: cut it with the fucking excuses!
by ItsKeggii December 8, 2020
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Excuse

Kush: “it’s not an excuse it’s a shitty reason.”

Nick: “that’s the same thing.”
by RigbyTheGreat July 23, 2021
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Excuse Cloud

To give a reason against something which isn't the actual reason one is against it.
An example of excuse clouding is easily seen in terms of a fictitious conversation:

Jack: "Want to go to the movies?"

Jill: "I don't have any money." (When in reality she just doesn't want to go see that movie).

Jack: "I'll pay for you."

Jill: Some other argument other than just saying she doesn't want to see that movie.
by creideiki333 November 12, 2011
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the old south east asia excuse

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 1, 2019
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Excuse me!

A word said by the legend himself, JIMIN FROM THE MOST POPULAR GROUP BTS
Jimin: h-hey how much is dis
JUNGKOOK: Nono Excuse me!-
Jimin: EXCUSE ME OH HEY YEAH COME ON
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Excuse me

Excuse me Beau? Might not want to stalk me you filthy grot
Go brush your teeth you fucking grot
by PurpleStarr January 29, 2019
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Good Art Has No Excuses

A saying which states that one artist (a writer, painter, author, musician, etc.) should be allowed to only make art for himself and not for random people he doesn't know, but should keep in mind that it should not excuse him from making poor quality art.
As a writer, I only write for myself and not random strangers who read my novels, but that doesn't excuse me from writing good quality books. Every artist should know that good art has no excuses. Ever.
by CelticEagle February 18, 2019
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