eternal beauty

It’s not our external appearance, but the deeds we do and the words we say.

that is what we call eternal beauty

she has immense eternal beauty

by eternalpeace March 3, 2021

bowel eternity

Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation

It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.

by Anarchon March 21, 2021

hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters.

Donald Trump is running for president out of nationalism, patriotism and a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America

by Sexydimma April 7, 2021

eternal boobs

Small sized breasts that dont change shape or size over the lifetime of the woman

"dude that chick is so hot, but it's a shame her boobs aren't bigger"

"nah man, her eternal boobs make her pure perfection, big boobs just droop every year and end up looking like saggy sacks"

by chooks007 April 26, 2021

eternal pledge

1. Any brother in a fraternity who is so socially awkward, strange, or shameful that the fraternity unofficially regards them as being not a part of the house.

2. A name one gets called when doing something embarrassing within the Greek system.

Tom- "Where's Sean?"
Kyle- "He went to the theater to see Twilight."
Tom- "With his girlfriend?"
Kyle- "He's single."
Tom- " ...eternal pledge."

by halonistic June 29, 2012

Eternal Atake

Eternal means forever

Atake means 2 overtake

Damn, we are going to have a Eternal Atake

by Skididle May 25, 2023

Eternal Undying Love

A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".

"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023