Eli

Wow this guy is the bomb! Eli is a puki (cutiepie) and always there for a hug. Love this guy so much, Eli is the best mate you could have, always has time for you and never disses anyone. Eli is cool, funny and of course loves anime and has the ability to make you like anime too even if you never liked it before!! Eli is loving and kind but can be shy too. If you find an Eli, grab him and never let him go, they are one of a kind. Eli love their families especially their mum and will always have your back. Eli can be too good good looking, always are loyal and rarely get mad so to have a full life make sure you have an Eli in it.

Man I could really use a great mate right now, anyone know an Eli?

P1: What you don't know an Eli?
P2: No I haven't met one yet.
P1: Aw man, I'm so sorry, your life must be incomplete.

Mum: Love this kid so much, so happy to have an Eli

by JJ and the JJbunch March 14, 2020

Elis

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally small penis ranging from 0.5 inches to 1 inch. He has no pubic hair. Even if he tried to fuck you his penis wouldn't be able to reach your but! The name of his penis is micropenis. Elis enjoys wanking his small penis in his free time. His erection only mesures 2 inches. He was born in 2002!

Wow Elis what a small penis you have!
Elis why do you have such a small penis and no pubic hair?
Why does the boxer always have the smallest penis?

Mae mîn Elis fyny twll tîn ei ffrind gorau!

by cool0711 September 14, 2016

Eli

Has a VERY HUGE PENIS (12 inches) is a teenager and wants to fuck bunches. Has a nickname (Bobby big cock) likes to play sports very strong and skinny. Loves tight pussy. Latinos and whites especially. Typically a white boy. Loves COD and hates Eugines

Wow Eli has a very huge cock
Eli really loves prissy
Eli really knows how to fuck prissy long dick style

by Big bobby cock January 15, 2017

Eli

A little gay boy who tries to be straight by getting cucked by lesbians

Eli is “dating” that one lesbian but not really because they are both gay

by Heather 1235555Grace April 29, 2019

Eli

Eli is an awesome boyfriend and friend. He is usually gay and is very smart, funny, good at listening to other people's problems, he can be depressed time to time. He's also humble, kind, honest, outgoing and he know when people are lying to him. If you are friends with an Eli you're lucky. If you're dating an Eli never let him go. Eli loves his family a lot. Eli also has a ginormous penis. If you are an Eli I respect you a whole lot. So overall Eli is an amazing person.

I love Eli so much he is amazing

by jjjeeeaaa February 5, 2017

Eli

An idiot.

Person A: "I got Eli in my class."
Person B: "That sucks, man."

by quasitoast December 7, 2018

Eli

The GAYEST friend a your lunch table, possibly drinks own sperm.. and others.

Eli is GAY

by Eli Ragbir is gay October 2, 2019