Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation

Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.

by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019

digitally drained

when someone is so tired from staring at a device or screen for a long period of time.

I'm so digitally drained right now. I've been typing on my computer for seven hours.

by Achadwick January 23, 2019

Pudding Drain

To ejaculate in a man and/or women's mouth and force them to swallow whatever succeeds to go in.

John pulled off a pudding drain on Sarah last night.

by One.Zesty.Lemon October 6, 2018

Brain Drain

A turn of phrase meant to insult either yourself or others for their foolishness or stupidity to the point of it seeming as if there brain is leaking out of their own skull, hence brain drain

A friend that is ordinarily quite adept at chess, horribly blunders an obvious play, the only possible explanation being a severe brain drain at the time.

Hungario: The pawn was adjacent to your queen, there want even any threat of taking it, what happened?
Klempt: My bad, serious case of Brain Drain over here i guess.

by BiasHyperion October 27, 2023

Drain Sandwich

Drain Sandwich has two meanings which when used interchangeably can add to the brilliant comedic effect.

1. A Drain Sandwich is another term to refer to the act of sticking an adversaries head inside of a toilet bowl, preferably a public or school toilet, and flushing said toilet. This can also be referred to as a swirly.

2. A Drain Sandwich can refer to anything caught by a sink strainer or a sandwich made with food caught in a sink strainer.

80's Movie Bully: Come here nerd you need your daily drain sandwich.
80's Movie Protogainst: Please not today, it's picture day. I can't get my hair wet.
80's Movie Bully: Then eat this instead dweeb. (while handing him a drain sandwich.)
80's Movie Protogainst: *gagging* What is this, a drain sandwich?

by Jimmy_Defines January 2, 2022

Drain Beaver

Collection of pubic hair in the drain of a shower or bath tub. Especially, after your chick trims her Pubic Mane in the shower.

Damn, girl, you need to clean up that Drain Beaver you left in the shower. There's three inches of water in the tub and I'm not sticking my hand in there.

by blurb-atx January 14, 2009

drain the swamp

To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.

Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite

by Panoramaman December 21, 2016