Skip to main content

Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (hยฒn) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligmaยฒ, applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.
Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.
by bugcrusher October 27, 2021
mugGet the Deez Theorum mug.

ligon deez

imagine ligon deez is something i say to my friends to bully them.
For example:
Me: yoo bro have you herd joe has ligon!
Them: whats ligon?
Me: ligon deez nuts
Joe has ligon whats ligon (ligon deez) wow! such lovely
by NathOnala September 21, 2021
mugGet the ligon deez mug.

deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.
Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhhโ€ฆyeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.
by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021
mugGet the deez nuts mug.

Deez Nutz

Joshua: Hey man! Are you leaving ? ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
Lynda: Leaving what?.. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜‰
Joshua: LEAVING DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH !!!!!!! AH GOTEEEE ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜’โœŒ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Ž
mugGet the Deez Nutz mug.

Deez Mama

The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021
Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing
by Deez Mama July 27, 2021
mugGet the Deez Mama mug.

deez nutting

the verb for making a deez nuts joke

can be used to express

deez nutted - past tense
"i keep deez nutting her and she falls for it everytime!"
"i got deez nutted around 20 times today."
"stop deez nutting me!"
by fartslayer33 June 29, 2021
mugGet the deez nutting mug.

Deez Nuts

When Your Friend asks you deez, say deez nuts, i sort of type of meme used to identify male's genitals lmao idk why but nvm.
If you didnt knew
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold: Deez..
Ben: DEEZ NUTS HA

Now you know so
Ben: Say Deez
Arnold : DEEZ NUTS SUCKER
by Ligondeez June 29, 2021
mugGet the Deez Nuts mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email