poverty cords

Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods

I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while

by anonymous October 28, 2021

Climbing the umbilical cord

When a man is being super nice to a woman’s kids to try to have sex with her.

Your son’s barber called you from PR to see if his hair is being taken care of? Sounds like he’s climbing the umbilical cord.

by V3_JT September 14, 2021

Cords Cordelia

Cords is the bestest friend ever they are funny and an an asexual lesbian. I love them they mean the world to me

Cords Cordelia what a wonderful person

by A great friend cords September 22, 2021

Cordelia Cords

Cordelia is a beautiful asexual lesbian and is one of the greatest people ever, they are kind and funny im so grateful for them. Such a beautiful person :)

Thats so Cordelia Cords

by A great friend cords September 23, 2021

Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away

Christina pulled the parachute cord last night

by Barkus98 February 16, 2022

Cord & Cables

Some doofus on discord who is really active a lot and doesn’t spend much of their time on the bigger and important things.

Oats Torn: LOL look at that idiot on discord all day

Skeltacular: That’s definitely a cord & cables

by NOT cord & cables June 14, 2021

Cord To Ass

to STRAIGHT UP MOLLYWHOP SOMEBODY straight to hell! not whoop, not beat, MOLLYWHOP

Brent:Yo you knew of that Nigga, Julian?

Grant: Yeah, what about him?

Brent: I heard he got Cord To Ass for talking to My'rons' girl.

Grant:Damn! That nigga must be a vegetable by now..💀💀💀

Brent: ONG!

by PencilBuzz September 30, 2025