bumper humper

1) an impolite driver who tailgates cars in front of them

2) a person who gets uncomfortably close to ones back side, typically while dancing

1) "Stop being a bumper humper. I'm already going 70 mph in a 60."

2) "That bumper humper at the bar almost touched my ass."

by follow-my-arrow February 9, 2015

granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017

Tunnel Bumper

Two or more women engaging in sexual activity with each other; Lesbians

I heard Sarah used to date women. They said she was quite the tunnel bumper.

by Grishkob September 4, 2017

cutie with a bumper

A gal that's pretty and has a round big butt

Jackie is such a cutie with a bumper...

by Yoncez February 27, 2017

bumper hunting

Hunting animals by running them down with a vehicle

While driving I spotted a Deer and decided to do a little bumper hunting.

by ThatsGottaHurt June 29, 2016

Bumper Stab

When you bump into somebody in a bumper car and stab them at the same time.

Jim: "Hey I just bumper stabbed that guy!"

Bob: "Right on! Get him again next time he comes by!"

by mdeeeeeeeeeeeee June 1, 2012

Dutch Bumper

When a lady sits her puss on a man’s anus while he’s ripping ass; causing vibrations, and leading to her cumming uncontrollably into his hole and making a stanky pie.

My girl made us beans for the third time this week. I think she’s fixin’ for another Dutch Bumper. But I still think I can feel some goop in my bum from last time, so I think I’m gonna pass.

by sci-isms June 11, 2023