A derogatory name for individuals whom have shown signs of unhealthy obsession and overwhelming fear regarding the Sars-CoVID-19 pandemic. Individuals will often treat people who are infected as being terminally ill or as if diseased by a Black Plague-tier illness, will belittle and shutdown those who might have counterarguments, often labelling them with their own derogatory titles such as 'grandma-killer' or terms like it. Predominantly consists of authoritarian-leaning individuals with a significant amount of left-of-center individuals, though it is not exclusive to individuals of that ideology. Will parrot talking points even if they do not entirely understand them simply due to being said by a force of authority. Might use religious tone when speaking of the vaccination programs or medical officials such as Dr. Anthony Fauci. May also use alarmist rhetoric and act paranoid of others and social situations, again, parroted from media rhetoric. Similarities may be drawn to the pseudoscientific hysteria of the late 1800s or Satanic Panic of the 1980s.
Person A: "Hey, has anyone heard from Connie lately?"
Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."
Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."
Person B: "No, she's pretty much refused to come out of her house since the news dropped new numbers."
Person C: "On God, that girl is 100% a Branch Covidian. Honestly, her loss."
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These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
These statements spoken or typed can be used against the defendants by the Irish Government “Special Branch” in a criminal prosecution case.
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James and Addie’s secret relationship continued branching, all the while James and Beth publicly flourished as a traditional family.
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Chad just messaged me after leaving me on read for a week. Whatever, I don’t have time for him to be branching me
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Get the Branching mug.An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.
The group has no relation to MSN member and crusader Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike MM for his activities in policing several rogue communities that break the MSN Code of Conduct. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians, though respects their ideas.
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