BLOB

BLOB (Basic Last Option Bae) When you have no choice but the ugly female left to smash; It's your only option left.

Black Guy: Dude she is a blob
White guy: yeah but its our last day here
black guy: she is a blob, no

by Sssivvwohw0gag November 11, 2023

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023

blob

woman's breast

Janie has nice big blobs

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) December 1, 2023

Blob

A blob is a big fat human that cannot even get up due to their enormous weight gain.

I feel like a blob of jello- *urp* I'm going to burst...

by Dibberman December 20, 2022

Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018

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by 55555fdyfbeybfyu3gf734gf7geuyf March 12, 2019

Blob

A guy on the internet that rage quits when things don't go his way. Specifically in ROBLOX. He then finds other games and pretends to be happy. Other games tend to be ones where you can't really lose such as Fortnite. He also needs to DM Jet.

That kid such a Blob, he lost in a game on Roblox and broke his hand punching the wall. He then started playing Fortnite and killed himself a day later, huge titan sized gigantic Ecks Dee. Did I mention that he needs to DM Jet?

by MonchiGodShushu July 11, 2018