Belgian Harpsichord

Performed on uncircumcised gentlemen, it is the act of pulling the foreskin back as far as possible, stretching the banjo string to full tension then flicking it with the tip of the tongue until baby gravy is jettisoned.

I was going to leave Sarah last weekend, but she performed a textbook Belgian Harpsichord on me on Friday night. The wedding is next June.

by HarpsichordsRUs February 4, 2023

Belgian Molotov

When one fills their sock with their own shit and cum (in either order), before tying the end and throwing it. (Not to be confused with a Turkish hand grenade.)

He really needed to pay, so I Belgian Molotov’d his ass

by Phil T. Ash October 29, 2023

Belgian Headband

Placing one’s limp penis across the forehead of a passed out drinking buddy or will parter/participant.

Remember when Dave drank too many Captain and Cokes and Andre gave him a Belgian headband; Dave is a bitch.

by davesabitch February 6, 2024

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the Carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 15, 2023

Double Flying Belgian bun

An attack of particular brutality where the assailant propels their victim in the air through the performance of a particularly vicious Belgian Bun, before leaping into the air and bringing their prey to earth with a second, more merciless Belgian Bun.

Good grief, did you see that? He gave Adam a double flying Belgian bun right there in the middle of the church during the carol service.

by Dismal Scientist December 16, 2023

Belgian Dip

When a man sits down to use the toilet and the head of his male member breaks surface tension of the water, so as to leave a frothy coating.

Aw man, I sat down to take a poo and had a Belgian Dip

by cmfw369 December 17, 2022

Belgian Sunburn

whilst most likely in missionary, the male will repeatedly smack his penis on the woman’s labia (or any second-party body part). Both parties can result having skin irritation/damage to the affected areas known as a Belgian Sunburn.

All he did was smack me with it. I think I have a Belgian Sunburn.

I cock smacked her so long and hard, I gave her a second degree Belgian Sunburn.

by ClamboThe1st July 10, 2023