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Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent
- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."
by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023
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Wisdomous

Someone who is very wise and elite; basically a god.
Eden is so wisdomous and gives excellent advice.
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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wisdom

An affirmation said to someone who speaks a smart or insighful statement.
“I dont think you can do for anyone, until you can do for you. Think about it, two people get together neither one of then are clued in about themselves? How that gonna end up in 5 years when they completely different people?”

“Bro, wisdom.”

“Saul is better than Breaking Bad, there, I said it….”

“Bro, wisdom.”
by wrvthlss April 9, 2024
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wisdom

Malisa gave me wisdom through the zip last night
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bags of wisdom

anoter saying of "boobs"
Guy 1: Look at that girls bags of wisdom bouncing!
Guy 1: Yeah, She's sexy af.
by aric_clovic March 23, 2024
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