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Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).
Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.
by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019
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tractor touch

Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.
by jraw April 12, 2017
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bulbing the tractor

When you smash a lightbulb on your penis and then fuck a rhino from behind, you proceed to have a funeral for the rhino which is carried away on a 2007 John Deere.
Can't believe Jim is bulbing the tractor, so sad.
by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017
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pork tractor

When you have intercourse doggy style and walk the girl and or man around the room on all fours
Aww man Danny D. Was banging this chick doggy style workin her like a pork tractor.
by Porktractor June 9, 2017
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the tractor pull

During anal sex, the receiver squeezes his or her anal cavity tightly and immediately starts running, thus dragging the giver around.
How dare he do the tractor pull on me!? I have a bad knee and now, I have a broken dick!
by Doozy pozy November 18, 2017
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Kansas Tractor

The act of receiving sexual pleasure by taking two tennis balls (anything similar to that size and shape), and preceding to smash/roll them together around the testicles of the recipeant. Thus creating a tractor and plow like resemblance.
Juan and Nick felt like spanking one another's testicles so they proceeded to try out the Kansas Tractor.
by Squishy turd September 22, 2016
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TRACTOR

ADJECTIVE, DESCRIBES SOMEONT THAT IS ATTRACTIVE AND SEDUCTIVE KIND OF A BAD BITCH. YOU WOULD NOT DATE HER BUT YOU WOULD HAVE A 1 NIGHT HARD FUCK .
DAMN HAVE YOU SEEN JENIFFER SHE IS JUST A TRACTOR
IM HORNY I NEED A TRACROR
by WACHO April 19, 2020
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