Tweaky torch

A butane lighter that no longer works due to uneccesary disassembling & reassembling.

I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch

by Metthew February 4, 2021

Mexican Fire Torch

Getting a rim job from a girl whilst shitting so poop goes all over there mouth but they keep rimming u

Damn that girl was a freak she gave me a Mexican Fire Torch after dinner

by Xx lone sigma fister xX August 4, 2025

Torch Knobbing

The act of using a blow torch or other heating device on a door knob, then using it for sexual pleasure, usually by way of anal.

one second honey im torch knobbing

by rybones October 6, 2025

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.

“My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”

by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025

Swedish torch

When one applies a smudge of vicks vaporub to the tip of ones penis (or equivalent) and then proceeds to have sex with ones unsuspecting partner. After a while, the partner starts to burn from the inside - just like a swedish torch!

I filed for divorce after John Doe gave me a swedish torch during make-up sex

by Mojay187 July 20, 2024

Torch MAGA

In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.

As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.

Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."

by the modhatter July 20, 2024