Theo-Surf

1. When either one person or a multitude of people mount another individual (the "Theo") either for pleasure or out of necessity without notice.

2. When one or any number of people force another to support them either physically, financially or otherwise.

Do you see that girl over there? She got totally theo-surfed at that party last weekend" or "Dude i dated that theo-surfer for a year before i kicked that bitch out.

by hOLarious August 2, 2011

Theo

lad with a god-sized dick and a great personality who is always correct and never wrong.

girl1: i lost and arguement to a boy
girl2: his name was rpobably theo

by The One Called Gary February 26, 2023

theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.

Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.

by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023

Theo bubba

The best pookie in the world, he is our cutie pops idol, and an ex to many!

"Hey Theo bubba"
"Wassup bbg"
"OMG HES SO PERFECT"

by iloveub October 17, 2023

Theo

The person you love the most. The most amazing person you know. The person I love from the bottom of my heart. My wife❤️

Te iubesc infinit Theo❤️

by TheodoraLucasLov January 6, 2024

Theo

a fatass bitch who is afraid of balloons

person one: do you like Theo
person two: bitch no wtf!?!

by Bitter bucket January 19, 2024

Theo

A guy with a huge dick and loves all people with level Big tits and asses. Ngl everyone want to fuck this man. A woman said "I had sex with Theo 9 months ago and she said god dayum only tip of could get in me also now i have a child with a big dick so i can fuck him everyday!!"

"I want to have a anal with Theo"

by Smart guy in internet November 22, 2023