Antique Ladder

When you mount an octogenarian to sexually penetrate them.

“Woah, last night my sister attempted an antique ladder on octogenarian!”

by botcabbage June 20, 2020

Ladder slut

A person who works in the corporate world and moves up the corporate ladder by doing sexual favors for their superiors to move up the corporate ladder.

Ed:How did Susie move up the corporate ladder so fast?

Tom: She slept with her boss to move up the corporate ladder.

Ed: She is such a ladder slut.

by Cheyenne C October 4, 2013

Stupid On A Ladder

For when calling something "stupid" simply isn't enough. Stupid on a ladder means that someone or something is incredibly stupid, has an elevated level of stupidity, or is stupid on a lot of levels.

Watching five-minute crafts
Person 1: Why did she need to ruin a perfectly good fork??
Person 2: And wouldn't that just melt the fork? Especially if it's made of something flimsy!
Person 1: And even the end product is ugly! How is this a hack!?
Person 2: I don't know, man. This is stupid on a ladder.

by Lungsnatcher404 April 3, 2023

Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.

For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder

by Dick Blicker January 18, 2023

camel ladder

A ladder used to fuck camels.

Yo mo: how you gonna fuck that camel ?
Mo: Ima gonna borrow my father’s camel ladder that he uses to fuck giraffes.

by SukonMedick November 7, 2023

Laddering

Gaining elevation while climbing

That man is really laddering that mountain!

by Mr Cheeze April 20, 2023

Ladder castle

A male who is tall and homosexual.

“Ladder” meaning tall; “castle” meaning princess/gay

Oh he is definitely a ladder castle.

by Pseudocherry November 20, 2023