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Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009
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twat snatcher

A man/woman, usually woman, who creeps on your hoe and steals that shit right out from under ya.
Dude1- Yo that twat snatcher struck again!

Dude2- Bro, you really need to stop having threesomes with your mom.
by DJLanguageArtist March 14, 2014
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selfie snatcher

People who download and post other people's selfies as their own.

Common on Tumblr, Reddit, Social Apps, and Facebook Icons. It's more common in places where people post pics of themselves that don't include a face pic. Boobs(women)/Abs(men), NSFW shots, etc.

Some people create Facebook profiles and steal attractive pics from other people and post them as their own in an effort to get people to friend them.
Get a life, Selfie Snatcher your whole damn profile is fake
by stansaysdis April 13, 2014
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bacon snatchers

Someone who steals bacon from your fridge or freezers...while u are away.
The bacon snatchers took all our Bacon.
by bamagirls September 22, 2014
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Symptom Snatcher

The person who pretends to have the same symptoms as the person next to him
John:Bro I have acute migraine
Jacob:Bro I also have acute migraine
John:Stop lying you Symptom Snatcher!
by VelronUrban November 4, 2016
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Sandwich Snatcher

A bisexual Male. One who goes for both sides of the aisle.
You're a bit of a sandwich snatcher aren't you?
by Natepuppy69 November 16, 2019
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Scooby snatcher

The action of cumming in a girls mouth and making her say scoobys famous catchphrase and then proceeding to run after you tell them you had no condom just like the scooby doo gang
I just met you’re mom and did the scooby snatcher
by Museorlose December 5, 2019
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