Miami Samurai

A white alternative to Seppuku wherein one achieves an honorable death by going on a bender until they overdose on cocaine.

Ex 1:
"Yo Chad dishonored his family by crashing the F-150 extended cab. Word is he's gonna do a Miami Samurai rather than become a Bonin' Ronin."

Ex 2:

Friend 1: "Hey man! Carlos is doing a Miami Samurai this weekend, wanna tag along?"

Friend 2: "Sounds cool but wouldn't the momentary elation and euphoria be undermined by the morose undertones that the weekend will culminate in his death?"

Friend 1: "Yeah but he says the Coke's on him!"

Friend 2: "Oh, word"

by DickSenseDanger September 29, 2023

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position

“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”

by FlickmuhDick February 22, 2022

cardboard tube samurai

brave samurai with one of the most deadliest weapons forged.will risk his life for anything even to save a pig.

why did that samurai risk his own life for that of a pig? because he can.

by angry s March 8, 2003

Samurai Slice That Like Button

This term is used by the popular internet sensation "CoryxKenshin", he uses this term at the end of beginning of his videos as a reminder for his viewers to like the video, he says "Samurai Slice" as samurai are the icon of his channel, hence the name "Kenshin" as a reference to the anime samurai "Ruroni Kenshin".

CoryxKenshin: Don't forget to samurai Slice that like button
Person 1: I almost forgot! (No one really says this I think)

by Skibididoiled October 21, 2025

Samurai goon

A samurai goon is when you cum from 1 stroke only, like a samurai pulling their sword out and beheading the enemy in a single movement

Because he was so horny, he became the samurai goon grandmaster.

by KnightOfNight November 29, 2025

Samurai Hospital TDS

The Samurai Hospital is an ancient medical institution founded and promised to GMOTG Darin Uzunov 3,000 years ago at the Jewish synagogue. The hospital is a pillar of medical history and evolution, and it is often led by a Chief Medic, such as former Chief Medic AgamingBeaver.

Oh do you work in the Samurai Hospital TDS? The dark sword.

by TDS - Management November 30, 2025