Sasquatch

Also known as Bigfoot it is very hairy and weighs around 420 tons. No one has ever caught a Sasquatch but there has been some reports of seen Sasquatch's. Also hairy and ugly people are usually called Sasquatch's.

I found the Sasquatch!
Geez that person is such a Sasquatch.

by Bsnabsbsn February 20, 2017

saggy sasquatch

A woman with exteremely saggy tits and hairy arms commonly wears a grape shirt

Look at that saggy Sasquatch! Shes like a waterfall of saggy skin

by It's.iggy.igz April 22, 2016

Sasquatch

A male joining a couple for their sexual adventures. Could be either a three-plus or cucking experience.

Jenny and Dale's sexual relationship had stagnated, so they used tinder to find a Sasquatch to spark their sex lives back into action. Luckily, Earl was willing to assist.

by alviere February 4, 2017

Sasquatch ass

When someone has a hairy asshole, cheeks, or both.

Omfg shrek has Sasquatch ass !

by Petedavidsonisdaddy August 31, 2021

Sasquatch

A hairy stinky woman who is hot and attractive at the bar and is still wearing clothes and the go back to their place and realize your bad decision

She was so smoking hot at the bar, but when I got to a fucking her was so unkept and hairy down there I thought I was about to fuck a Sasquatch!

by Dan XL July 18, 2012

Sasquatch

An unusually hairy person.

That Sasquatch needs to visit Bertha for a manscaping before he dares to destin; otherwise he will never be a bf and will end up like a poor scott.

by HardcoreRunner September 30, 2013

Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012