In soviet russia

A type of meme that everything is reversed.

In soviet russia, the pokemon catches you.

by FCCRickRoll250 October 24, 2020

Russia

Vodka

Russia is a land of vodka

by fingerfcker March 15, 2017

Mikal Russia

When someone is that mentally paralytic off the bevvies, literally nothing they say is bound by the laws of logic and basic speech.

"He was fucked him, last night, you know"

"He was just enjoying himself"

"No, he was full-on bordering Mikal Russia"

"...Fuck."

by Syd Mully May 21, 2016

Russia

Its One Of Those Cold Countries

Person 1: Hey have you been to Russia?

Person 2: Yeah, and it's pretty cold over there

by J765ty November 18, 2021

Baby Russia

An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"

.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.

by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012

Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Russia's

a possession of Russia, or something that can be blamed on Russia

Russia's involvement with the presidential election is highly debated.

by the_ragin_pyro August 23, 2018