Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".

He was choking on a protein cigarette.

by SirJshreder January 17, 2025

160 grams of protein per day

An amount of protein that is dangerous to consume, eating this much protein will not get you muscle it will just turn into fat especially if you don’t work out much.

160 grams of protein per day DOES NOT keep the doctor away.

by Free v bucks generator troll February 23, 2023

Protein Vampire

An individual that cannot get enough of the man butter.

She sucked me dry last night. Crazy protein vampire.

by Outside Pee'er March 9, 2023

Protein Fein

A protein addict who goes to the gym

The Tren Twins are a protein fein

by tradwifebodybuildersupermodel August 12, 2024

The Protein Man

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.

Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?

by TheToesKnows June 4, 2025

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021

protein schlop

A bunch of protein-filled food items mushed together on one dish.

"Wow man, thats just straight protein schlop in your bowl!"

by dashthebeast February 21, 2024