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The Insight Program

A Lord of The Flies teen rehab cult where you get diagnosed an extreme drug addict for smoking pot twice. They "treat" homosexuality by discouraging porn, drugs and making sure minors never shave their pubic hair. But hey, "No Victims, Only Volunteers." In The Insight Program you apparently "volunteer" for addiction, sexual abuse, any illness, emotional abuse, and you volunteer to be born to your parents and you chose everything that is fucked up about your life!
"Aw man, I never saw my friend again after they went to The Insight Program."

"I went to The Insight Program and all I got was a maladjusted lifestyle."

"My parents paid 10K for The Insight Program to slut shame their daughter."
by Insight Survivor June 20, 2021
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Unoriginal Programming

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.
Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.
by elmacko July 19, 2011
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Programming Dysphoria

An intense state of disconnection often felt by computer programmers; A feeling or frustration exhibited when computer code that is not supposed to work works anyway, or when computer code that is supposed to work, does not work.

Also known as: Code Dysphoria.
Jeff to Himself: "I can't believe this code works, how is this even working? This doesn't make sense. This is not supposed to work. But then why doesn't this code work..."

Bob to Janet: "He is experiencing programming dysphoria"
by 48219401243 November 22, 2018
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Saskatchewan RIDE Program

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.
“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”
by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019
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The abs program

A program designed to make the peak physical human. The perfection cannot be understated on how magnificent and extraordinary the physical form will be after completing the abs program. Stands for "abrasive body systematic".
Did you hear that Szints guy completed the abs program?
by John Bean VI March 9, 2023
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object-oriented programming

Object-oriented programming (OOP)is a computer programming model. Unlike procedural programming, object-oriented programming uses objects to organize code. This is done with objects, classes, methods and attributes.
This approach to programming is well-suited for programs that are large, complex and actively updated or maintained.
some examples of object-oriented programming languages are: Java, C#, C++
by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023
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procedural programming

Procedural programming is a computer programming model built around the idea programs are sequences of instructions to be executed. They focus heavily on splitting up programs into named sets of instructions called procedures, analogous to functions.
This is different from object-oriented programming.
Some examples of procedural programming languages are: C, BASIC
by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023
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