Priest Jason Matthews

Priest Jason Matthews Is the newest family boss in 2021 of the Dixie mafia bases in the south the family is well know based out of south Georgia to the stat e of Arkansas .The family is worth over 33,000,000 dollars For it is better to be bound around around the neck and cast into the sea than to hurt these little ones Matthew's is based out of Mississippi

Priest Jason Matthews If a man hurts a child he will meet the priest for confession God so love the world he gave his only son for salvation.. I am the light of the world.

by Love Jason May 13, 2021

mean gay priests

Clerics who would sell their own mothers to be monsignors or bishops. They exploit their position of authority for personal gain, manipulate others to consolidate their power, and engage in harmful or unethical sexual behavior with other men (usually other gay priests). They are a sect of the mean gays that usually thrived in seminary and were deemed golden boys in their respective dioceses and among formators.

Mark: why are those guys such assholes?
Joe: you stupid idiot those are the mean gay priests. They will stop at nothing to either fuck you or fuck you over.

by Pepejulian November 21, 2024

Travis Priest

A rotten man who can never shit. Borderline organ failure. An unhealthy way to live.

In other cases a raging homosexual who is scared of big crowds.

Man, I’m feeling like Travis Priest. I need to shit!

by Young Man Z November 14, 2025

priest derby

The alter boy version of the Kentucky Derby when priests ride 10 year olds.

Father Fudge Packer rode his 10 year old alter boy to victory at the Priest Derby.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 20, 2025

Priest

Someone who cums along just for the ride

There are four dudes on the titanic while it hit the iceberg
Waiter: we have to get to the life boats
Teacher: what about the kids?
Lawyer: fuck those kids
Priest: do you think we have enough time?

by Kingreepher June 19, 2024

Priest

The act of molesting unsuspecting children in a religious setting, beholden to zero accountability.

Little Jimmy got priested during his time as an altar boy. He now needs therapy as an adult.

by Yourneighborscousinsdog May 24, 2025

Priest

A man of god, a pedophile, and or a source of comedy.

"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests... more drink!" - Father Ted (Dermot Morgan)

by RhapsodyURBAN July 2, 2022