present

get shot, glock

« im going to get you a present »
« oh noooo dont shoot »

by alexander grandium April 7, 2023

presentate

Is the berm form of present

I will presentate today

by Clorox whyps May 3, 2023

The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present

In the present I am writing this definition right now.

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023

Schrödinger's Presentation

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.

CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.

by Unpromotable July 8, 2023

Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.

by Ronald1 July 24, 2023

Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.

None shall show Female presenting nipple

by Clown from the trash dimension August 19, 2022

Presentated

When you present in front of a class... basically saying present but better

Person 1 - did you do your presentation during the last class?
Person 2 - Yes, I ended up presentated last.

by wawaisgasstation October 27, 2022