Portland

The self-proclaimed capital of weirdness in the USA. Proud home of hipsters, stoners, fat people and fat stoned hipsters. The people pretend to care about the environment despite managing to turn a beautiful spot in the middle of forest, which was just about the prettiest place on earth, into a sea of giant concrete rectangles that reeks of air pollution. When you cross over the Columbia River to Washington, you immediately notice that the air gets cleaner, the rivers get bluer, and so do the skies. Overall the surrounding vicinities of Portland are a great place for kayaking, fishing and hiking. Enter the city itself at your own risk: it's basically a cheaper, shittier version of Seattle, but at least Seattle has the sea planes...

You know you've been in Portland for too long when you realize your waitress at a restaurant has an Adam's Apple.

by Bbb23’s left testicle August 20, 2023

Portland High School

Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport

woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic

by thatfootballguy12849 January 14, 2022

Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.

I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.

by Owengay69 October 2, 2022

Portland Bear Trap

When an individual, presumably female, streaks in a riot or mostly peaceful protest and a law enforcement officer shoots them in the genitals with bear mace.

Last night at the protest, that cop gave Becky a Portland Bear Trap when she was showing bean to the crowd.

by JoNathan 89 February 16, 2021

Portland Picasso

Ejaculating onto a paintbrush then painting the ejaculate onto someone's face.

Chris, fired off some knuckle children onto a 3" paintbrush, because there was no place to put it. He then gave Derrick a "Portland Picasso"

by painting the contents of the brush on Derrick's face...while he slept, because there was no place to put it...

by Chubbs5280 March 27, 2021

portland nosejob

to inject black tar heroin into one's penis tip

"hey, did you hear that juan and carlos were giving eachother portland nosejobs?"

by fleshydevice August 29, 2025

portland tug

When you get a hand job by a methed out crackhead behind Casa Diablo for the price of 32 aluminum cans and pounder of Steel Reserve.

I was so drunk, I got a Portland tug on the corner of Front St.

by amb15486372 September 5, 2025