Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

orphanated

the way of feeling orphaned by something, a death, a loss or just choosing it. being left with no one by something bad happen for you to be become an orphan, you were orphanated by that occurrence.

my parents died, so now that has left me orphanated and alone.

by caustoa August 8, 2023

Half orphan

The condition of having only 1 living parent.
Sometimes shortened to harphan.

Me: Ever since my dad died I've been a harphan.
Girlfriend: That's really sad to hear. It must be really tough being a half orphan

by Just one more cuddle... August 22, 2023

Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".

Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.

by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020

Orphan Man

A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.

Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man

by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020

Orphan

Dissuading, egg roll eater, hot side pillow, no loved ones, eats bricks, looks like shrek,and stinky

Orphans small like shit

by Brookie dookie July 15, 2022

orphan

Eshan, otherwise known as the boy who had a talking stage for two weeks

person a : have u heard ab eshan?
person b : oh do u mean the orphan??
person a : yes!

by midaissmart August 4, 2022