On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up?

On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? The phrase says it all except you will follow it up what is fucked up.

Person 1-On today’s, how fucked up is fucked up? “Shows his car fucked up”, this is fucked up.

by Hankscolts December 1, 2022

You gonna learn Today

Your goin to learn the lesson that is giving at that very moment.

(Jenny)But I don't know how to suck dick

(Him) you gonna learn Today.

by anonymous December 5, 2022

Good Morning Today

A computer-animated television show on Fusion that was created by David Javerbaum and produced by The Jim Henson Company under its Henson Alternative banner and ShadowMachine Films. The show uses The Jim Henson Company's real time motion capture Digital Puppet Studio

Good Morning Today is the worst show ever.

by SPrice1980 January 10, 2023

Today

on this day if you have a boyfriend named zach you should be the good significant other and suck there pp’s

“omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp!!!”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

Today

on days that are today and you have a boyfriend named zach you should suck his pp

“Omg babe it’s Today, gimme your pp”

by Dinkyjet May 2, 2023

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023

I Hate the World Today

You’re such a fake, I wish you were dead….

I Hate the World Today

by Death Menace October 4, 2023