Naughty Box

simply put...a vagina.

Did you see what that lady pulled out of her naughty box?

by naughtyboxmars July 31, 2016

Naughty Gnocchi

A sexual position that must be performed in the kitchen. Items required include a spatula, glad wrap and 12 uncooked Gnocchis. Action is vastly similar to a Ping pong show as seen in Thailand.

"She did the naughty gnocchi and one flew past my head like a firework!"

by Sand dune slug February 23, 2020

The Naughty Ewok

When a person of a smaller stature (midget/dwarf) dry humps your leg as you try to make your way into the Star Wars Celebration.

As Randy made his way through the doors that led to the Star Wars Celebration, a fairly attractive dwarf began to ravage his leg in a humping motion. He then realized that 'The Naughty Ewok' was being performed on him.

by Pumpkinbear July 19, 2012

nautical naughty

having sex while on a cruise ship

man 1: how'd your cruise go?

man 2: dude it was great. saw some dolphins,gambled a little bit, and did the nautical naughty

by the great red one May 2, 2012

Naughty Whale

When a man and a large women are doing "it" doggy style, the male sticks his dick in her ass causes her to sing like a whale.

Does your female sing like a dolphin or a whale? i had a naughty whale last night!

by dolphiness December 25, 2011

Naughty Fred

The Naughty Fred is a ritual where one keen Manchester United fan continuously bets on Fred to score in all of his fixtures. This ritual is often described as idiotic and absurd, however, can provide great monetary rewards to those willing to take on this risky yet rewarding journey.

I won £500 on Naughty Fred this year!

by The Jomies March 3, 2023

Naughty-fication

The kind of notification you get by pure coincidence as soon as you decide to get clean and get away from all temptations (sex mostly).

Me: I need to eat better, exercise and focus on myself, no more toxic relationships or one-night stands.
Some random girl that i just met: Hello, I was feeling kind of lonely in my house, can you drop by?
Me: Vade retro Satanas, I'm not letting that Naughty-fication ruin my life

by Arb_ July 18, 2021