minge mashing

When two women press their vaginas together with significant force, and then "mash" them together as if they were trying to mash potatoes.

There were these two massive lesbians at the party who took their clothes off and started minge mashing all over the place. It looked like they were trying to make enough potatoes for a Christmas lunch!

by wj+akg December 27, 2010

Galaxy Minge

A way of saying that the pussy is out of the world

Guy 1: wagwan g I heard you got laid last night?!
Guy 2: yeah mate, she had a galaxy minge!

by Sufi8421 July 10, 2019

Minge Dynasty

Refers to tyrannical reign of large, roaming lesbians during the Mufftacious Period. These hirsute Clitadons spent their days trawling for gash and listening to Indigo Girls until they were wiped out by a tidal wave of spangle that presaged the Scrotaceous Period and the rise of the Masturdon.

Do you smell halibut? It's a regular Minge Dynasty in here.

by StinkPickle December 1, 2009

Vicious Minge

Generally used to describe something that is extremely difficult

That exam was a vicious minge!

by bigjim53 December 13, 2006

minge lover

A man who smoked the ganja, lives for goldfrapp, and eats curry only on curry nights. A minge lover is a extremely attractive pussy destroyer who is usually seen around the area of blue dot festival lightin' one up while stroking his goaty.

'The minge lover rolled a fat one'

by Minge lovers curry night August 10, 2017

Ming Piece

Northern Irish / Scottish slang - used toward men or women to denote poor fashion sense , cheap provocative outfit or poor hygeine .

Niamh - "did you see Sinead last night down the beach club? "That streaky tahn and those Primark coochie cutters - what a ming piece!"
Mary Louise - "aow - Ming piece - leik".

by Marica Costello September 24, 2018

Minge Cringe

When someone or something disgusts you that much it makes your minge cringe.

Boy: “Send nudes”
Girl: “Ew you fucking minge cringe”

by Kirsty may November 18, 2019