math

useless shit we learn in school but after we leave high school we forget all of it

math is pointless

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

math

Mental Abuse to Humans

Nerd: does math
Me: *whispers* that's mental abuse to humans

by bighm December 21, 2020

math

a fucking disgrace to our world and someone had the audacity to add fucking letters into it!

Guy 1: Hey man, whats b* xe=y+the number of rubbers mad one one day=$2018381xb>7
Guy 2: its... uuhh... dam it, should've paid attention in maths.
Guy 1: we never learned this in maths.

by mathssux696969 February 24, 2021

Math

Math will destroy your dreams

My math Grades are Bad, i cant Go to medscchool

by LstSniper March 11, 2021

Math

Math is TORTURE. It's a million random numbers smashed together and the teachers expect you to solve 45+6=76-squared cubed=*=*:634-78=34275445875789343457989785343547893478953454789534579387938457934587859347987934583473475987947935847835934578978478943578993457849383457897834478334857949357834789435 and then they are like ITS SO EASY! look at this! and you grow up not knowing math.

Me: I hate Math
Classmate: And math hates you!
Me: *yeets boy out the window (when it is closed)*

by ClubWatAh April 20, 2021

Math

1. Short for mathematics, mostly used outside of the USA
2. Johnny Durham

You are maths, you know what I mean? You are like the physical embodiment of mathemathics.

by AVPMftw December 1, 2009

math

A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA

Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her

by a math professor July 17, 2012