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milo is the best dog ever
by reelyoung March 20, 2019
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The cutest puppy in the world, amazing sweet and cute.Everything is great about this dog. He/her is obedient and loyal. If you put him in a christmas costume you will die of exposure to cuteness.
Me : Puts costume on Milo
Milo: Shows puppy eyes

Me:Starts masturbating and dies to ripping my penis off.
by Giant dog penis March 23, 2019
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Literally the best friend in the world. Is always there for you and you couldn't imagine your life without them. Milo means more to you than anything and you're so thankful that they exist.

Also known as Shitlord the Mighty.
"I love Milo so so so so incredibly much."
"Milo you're amazing."
"You mean the world to me Milo!"
"Milo loves socks"
by FiNnNNNnNn March 25, 2019
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milo milkshake

When a bloke cums in someone's arse and keeps banging them with a floppy or the second bloke has a go.
It slipped into the wrong hole last night so I made a milo milkshake.
by Owzy. April 9, 2019
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Milo is the love of your life. They're the sweetest and most caring person you'll ever meet. They'll do things most wouldn't just to see you smile. They're also weird as hell but in a good way. Milos are goofballs with hearts of gold.
by notmitchel97 September 20, 2019
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A kid with the same name as a character from The Tweenies. Was born in Spain but knows absolutely no Spanish. His only insult is calling people dyslexic even though he can't spell properly himself. Also has terrible hearing.
Mate, you can't spell for your life is your name Milo or something.
by ChinchyNewt1 August 2, 2019
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Milo is for fucking aussies my fucking brooos. It’s a chocolate drink that tastes sooo fucking good. Good protein. Lots of sugar.
Want a beer?

Nah give me a fucking milo bro.
by Big Pappa Zaqne August 29, 2019
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