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Redwood Lounge

A distinct style of music merging folk, rock, blues country and punk, primary originating from Northern California; woodsy folk music.
Yeti Schlong is more polka than redwood lounge.
by Coastal-dust July 6, 2025
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Love Lounging

When two people are awkwardly sitting next to each other holding hands, simultaneously making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Variations may include gazing into one another’s eyes or weirdly caressing one another’s faces in front of others.
I almost threw up when I saw my parents love lounging by the fire - GROSS!
by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025
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Bro Lounging

When two straight dudes are sitting awkwardly close to one another discussing traditionally masculine topics, such as auto mechanics, sandwich construction, sports, power tools, or an occasional record breaking bowel movement.

They may also mention a trip to the local home improvement or sporting good store.
Yesterday I over heard my husband say to his friend, “Dude you should have seen the serpent I laid in the toilet this morning, it was beached on both ends”

And that’s when I knew they were bro lounging.
by Holly M Schultz August 3, 2025
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Tamara Lounge

Tamara Lounge

(noun)

No one just gets into the VIP booth at Tamara Lounge in Hayes on Uxbridge Road — you need a connection. And that connection is Tej, Choda’s massive bald cousin who bounces the door. Tej doesn’t do bribes, only jap’s eye tickles. Tej doesn’t take bribes, doesn’t take guest lists — he only accepts one form of currency: a cheeky tickle to his jap’s eye before the night starts. Once Choda pays the toll out back, Tej grins, adjusts his belt, and waves him straight through

Inside, Choda’s still in his hi-viz and steel toes, but he doesn’t care. The mandem are spraying Cîroc like it’s holy water, sparklers burning holes in the faux-leather sofa, and in the centre of it all sits a shisha pipe bubbling white grape flavour thick enough to fog the booth.

Choda grabs the hose like it’s Excalibur, takes the deepest pull known to man, then coughs so violently he projectile-whips his cock clean out of his jeans. Instead of panicking, he doubles down — launches into a helicopter in perfect sync with the shisha bubbles, blowing smoke rings through the spin like a travelling circus act. Aunty on the next table catches it all on Snapchat with the caption “Hayes madness 💨🍇🍆”.

By the end, there’s Red Bull mixed with ash on the floor, naan crumbs in the ice bucket, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 so loud it shakes the glass.
Example in a sentence:
“Fam, Tamara Lounge VIP was peak — Choda coughed mid-shisha, cock flew out, started helicoptering it through white grape clouds while aunty filmed on Snapchat, and Tej’s outside revving the VR6 like it’s part of the set.”
by BikBoiCoq August 27, 2025
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Poop lounge

After lunch I had to spend a solid fifteen minutes in the poop lounge.
by XLNZ January 1, 2026
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Chapman first floor glass lounge north

This is from 2024; we have loved and found a home in the glass lounge on the first floor. We are here almost every night hanging out, never without a good movie. It is the place to be, so relaxing, accepting, therapeutic, family, friends, a mix of personalities, and endless topics of conversations, and ofc doys. When we are gone, we hope a new group takes over the sacred glass lounge.

Take care of it, C,R,A,G,E,J,W
G - yooooooo where we chillin' tn?
R - The Chapman first floor glass lounge north ofc!!! Where else?
by peachiepie777 March 2, 2025
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