Kettle Sucker

For those who are among the special folk. Not quite a window licker, but a person who sucks kettle spouts and tastes the rust and lime scale.

Oi, fuck off ya kettle sucker!

by TheNaughtyScouseman December 25, 2022

kettle and hob

Cockney rhyming slang for ‘fob’ as in watch fob. Sometimes used is rap or slang as ‘kettle’ meaning watch

‘Need to get me a new kettle and hob’

by ms11? July 25, 2023

bean kettle

a euphemism for the butthole and more deeply the anus. a warm, wet, and sometimes smelly place which can be stirred by a variety of implements and utensils.

Hey Joey P! Bend over and let me give that bean kettle a stir!

by CharmCityGats April 20, 2023

bronchitis kettle

A long spout, was used in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to moisten the air for a sufferer of bronchitis, and was considered to make it easier to breathe for the patient.

A bronchitis kettle is better than the bronchial blocker.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

kettle laugh

the act of laughing and then wheezing creating the effect of a kettle laugh

Person A: did you hear the person in the corner wheezing.
Person B: yh, i call it a kettle laugh.

by Johnnystein November 5, 2020

Kettle dick

Something always ready and waiting to blow.

Brian is like a kettle dick when it comes to sex.

by Getato February 2, 2021

Shotos Kettle Day

Shotos kettle day is the day for weebs to send any shoto account a picture of a kettle to scare them for are own entertainment

“Hey Bella, what is shotos kettle day?”
“Oh it’s a day for weebs they copy a picture of a kettle and send them to shoto accounts apparently it’s really funny to see there reaction!”

by Secretly Bakugou February 25, 2021