Jason

A little short Asian boy who Loves short girls also comments on every asianneverdiepost looks kinda retarded running up on someone

Jason is so Asian

by Username0000 April 18, 2019

Jason

Jason is the the most amazing guy in the world! He will always listen to your problems, always help you if you need it, and will never betray you. He is a keeper. Even if other girls will flirt with him, he’ll always stay by your side. He waits for you in the hallway, he asks if you are ok when you look sad, he sometimes over worries about you but that’s just means he really cares! Jason is the.sweetest.guy.ever.!

Friend:hey how’s jason?
His best friend: he’s great! He’s nice like always!

by Madz87otters June 5, 2019

Jason

Jason the latin word for big penis and spoon

I have such a big jason!

by Stabacus69 October 17, 2019

Jason

Jason is a stupid human being. He farts a lot.

The Jason across the street.

by Ben Dover331 October 23, 2019

Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

Jason

I am a person that has been there done that. and I am eternal. Don't Judge me.

my name is Jason. the only Jason. just like there is truly only one Jesus

by burnout 🔥🔥🔥 420 June 27, 2023

Jason

An insufferable midget

“That guys a total jason”

by Hugh O’Niel March 23, 2023