Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

IllEGAL Spix

An illegal Mexican who knows about 30 other ones who sucks

I know about 30 ILLEGAL Spix and I have no respect

by Alex phoenix February 7, 2024

illegally

The best possible way to do anything

"oh no, I need to borrow some money from the bank to afford a bike"

"I wonder how I am going to get it?"

"Well of course I should do it illegally! (he goes on to rob a bank with a shotgun, and gets all the money he needs)"

by koocie munster January 10, 2023

Illegal Dumper

An illegal dumper is what one calls a woman's hindend when it's too unbelievably large.

*Woman walks by*
Friend 1: "damn she has a fat ass"
Friend 2: "yeah that's one illegal dumper"

by IdRatherBeADragon September 13, 2021

illegalness

illegalness is a word what describes something illegal being done :00 nah it just a word for 'illegal doings' HEY BRUV IKMELLOR

'i may or may not have stolen those images from you' 'its fine i stole them from someone else too lmao' 'WHAT ILLEGALNESS IS THIS :O ?!!!'

by joenotexotic August 4, 2021

you're illegal

When you're so beautiful you're a danger for the society

Bro, you look amazing today, you're illegal

by moonshineinsea August 6, 2021

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021