Ian

A specific faux pas where in a fervor, one inexplicably says the wrong thing to the wrong person, making one's life far more difficult.

Friend 1: "Did you not realize your boss was standing right there?"
You: "Nope. Why did I have to go ian that up?"

by f0xtr0tunif0rmcharliekil0 September 6, 2017

Ian

Scrubs are named ian

hes a ian

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018

Ian

a black big lip monkey booty eating ass boy

Ian u a big lip dicksuckker

by big lip ape October 25, 2018

Ian

a lil pussy bitch

man1-"who the hell is that lil bitch in maia's bed"
man2-"that's ian, he's a bitch but maia seems to like him"

by Malarkey Sasquatch January 4, 2019

Ian

A very smart person. Also Ian is the smartes person in the world

Wow he is very smart. He must be an Ian!

by Imnotadingus January 15, 2019

Ian

Salty when dieing on a video game. Generally getting salty at fortnite

Damn quit being Ian

by Why U Salty Mate July 30, 2018

Ian

A little whore who likes playing Minecraft and has a little dick in comparison to the smallest dick in the world.
Usually likes to sucking dick of various men and it has been exposed for being zoophilic and that his actions will never stop.
He's also autistic.

Me: You're my fucking slave nigger
My Nigga: You're such an Ian

by RandomBlackMan123 May 16, 2018