Chicken Hawk

When a person enthusiastically backs war, but leaves the actual fighting to others, even though they are capable of joining the military themselves. When asked why they aren’t in uniform, a Chicken Hawk has a long list of weak excuses.. but the real answer is they’re afraid.

“Man we ought to stay over in the Middle East until ALL of those terrorists are done for!”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”

by Hawks.Fan.12 March 1, 2020

hawk smash

when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.

Dan: What is wrong with you dude?

Ryan: I need a bathroom, so i can take this hawk smash

by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011

Viv-hawk

one who is fast; usually good at nordic skiing; good at running at long distances; very rare to see one of these.

Wow, did you see that Viv-hawk, it blew right passed us!

by realswag May 5, 2011

Brown-Hawking

the art of talking mad shit over the internet.

man, why you brown-hawking that dude?

by Saort May 11, 2011

peepee hawk

a person thatt checks out a man penis while standing next to him at the urinals in the bathroom

bro, you see that guy in the bathroom, he was definitely peepee hawking on me.

by johnny hammersticksss November 22, 2010

Scissor hawk

A lesbian that is on the prowl for a hook up.

That girl at the bar talking to Sara is definitely a scissor hawk!

by Puppy_woof January 7, 2016

war hawk

One who loves and/or prefers war.

War Hawk: War, war, war, war, war !
Hippie Stoner: Peace, love, and freedom !
War Hawk: War!

by CouchPotato2019 November 18, 2019