Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.

While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold

by Baby Harold October 11, 2025

Harold the potato

Harold the potato is me and my wifes child he shall forever be remembered with honor as he was fighting alongside me and his sexy asssss mama against the evil creatures in the after life.

Harold the potato from phasmo duh! stupid ahhh

by Tragiic March 7, 2025

Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.

Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside

by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025

Harold

Meaning your weird neighbor who probably likes kids. He usually has a weird aura about him. watch out for Harold.

Hey kids come in the house Harold is outside

by Ijustlovrit March 21, 2025

Harold Bishop Syndrome

When you forget something

What was I supposed to be doing today, Dam Harold Bishop Syndrome

by itsarcher91 July 31, 2024

Harold parker

Harold parker is a popular gay cruising location located in North andover. Lots of excitement can be found in the trails or its parking lots if you know what to look for.

Hey man want to meet me at harold parker. Yes i have been looking for a good fuck

by china1234 December 2, 2021