Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024

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Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025

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Your mums a cum guzzling thundercunt

by Kinky_collin February 21, 2025

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gibson guzzle

When your homie says he's gay and offers to guzzle your cock juice!

I'm coming out of the closet... I dont want no trouble let me hit you with that Gibson Guzzle!

by Barbqking May 25, 2023

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The phenomena of internally reacting to an experience/message which would prompt a visceral response if other people were present/ if the experience was shared. (laughing in your head because no one else is there) (the theory that facial expressions are largely performed/learned and humans threshold for humour is significantly higher than externally presented)

Reading Gus's text made me guzzle, when I read it aloud to Lulu I started to laugh out loud.

by proteinballs July 3, 2024

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