Peruvian guinea pig

The type of guinea pig people think of when they think of long haired guinea pigs. They got that fur that touches the floor, and you can cut it to make your guinea pig look emo.

I gave my peruvian guinea pig a shave.

by VioletThePurple February 24, 2023

Guinea

A country in West Africa, which I am from, therefore its the world's best country

Everyone thinks I'm Gambian, I from Guinea, maybe it's just my name

by Hawaii <3 October 15, 2023

Guinea pig

Cute furry chubby patato creature always looking for food

Person 1: Yoooo i’m getting a guinea pig!
Person 2: yooo bro thats so cool

by HelloHelloHelloidontpaytaxes😀 December 26, 2023

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a bot projectile out of your nose

Vinny turned and fired a Guinea blow onto the pavement

by HauseBabes January 23, 2024

Guinea Blow

When you plug one nostril with your finger and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a bot projectile out of your nose

Vinny turned and fired a Guinea blow onto the pavement

by HauseBabes January 23, 2024

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

Guinea pig

The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK

Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub

by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021